Page Six wins Nickname of the Month - I nearly fell off my chair laughing:

Winona "Scissorhands" Ryder wants to keep the stuff she stole from Saks Fifth Avenue...

Tipsters say she plans to auction the clothes off for charity and burnish her image in the process. Ryder is said to feel that since she has to pay Saks restitution, the duds are rightfully hers.

Winona Wants to Auction Loot [via Gawker]